Welcome one, Welcome all!
The team here at DashCon 2 is proud to present the one, and only, Cirque du Dash! Prepare to be amazed by the terrific tricks this tremendous troupe have in store. And stay tuned as more members of the troupe are soon to arrive to a big top near you.
Want to discover which clown is most like you?
Edmund Knox
He/Him/??? | Ringmaster
Edmund Knox is a purebred Ringleader clown, though we suspect he might have some stilt-walker heritage (hence his long limbs). He’s very proud, a confident leader, and more than a bit of a troublemaker, leading to some scuffles with the CRA. Edmund is friendly to new people; but after an incident involving our Intern, we advise that you don’t mention his lack of a hat. He does bite.
Likes: Red skittles, hats, that PT Barnum musical, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, Welcome to Nightvale
Dislikes: Rockets, kettle corn, unions, grass, small children, the Canadian Revenue Agency
Val O’Hara
She/They | Strongwoman
Val O’Hara is a mixed Killer and Carnival Clown, taking on traits of both with her outspoken personality and questionable use of the hammer! She’s energetic, intelligent, and wanted in 32 U.S. states. Due to The Incident, her troupe has taken up residence here in the GTA for the foreseeable future. Despite widespread misinformation about Killer Clowns, she’s actually very compassionate to people who don’t work at Papa John’s.
Likes: Ed Sheeran, Women’s Wrestling, reading at small local-owned cafes, women, Scalopini moles
Dislikes: Fantasy, Ohio, Papa John’s (ENEMY)
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He/They | [REDACTED]/Union Rep
A trade union, often simply referred to as a union, is an organization of workers whose purpose is to maintain or improve the conditions of their employment, such as attaining better wages and benefits, improving working conditions, improving safety standards, establishing complaint procedures, developing rules governing status of employees and protecting…. (Wikipedia, 2025)
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Any Pronouns | [REDACTED]
My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed. do they smoke weed? Yes, actually. you mean she isnt just smoking a cigarette? but a weed cigarette? It’s called a bunt…. Not weed cigarette… And yes, it is a weed bunt. They all smoke weed bunts before we kiss. (They are my girlfriends,) They don’t look like they smoke weed. [redacted] I’m so angry you are so lucky my three weed smorking girlfriends…
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